Dumpster Fire Veteran Patch – For the Battle-Hardened Firefighter If you’ve survived shift after shift of pure chaos, nonsense, and absolute shenanigans, congratulations—you’ve earned this. The Dumpster Fire Veteran Patch...

Bull McCaffrey “You’re Doing It Wrong” Patch – For the Firefighters Who Know Better If you’re on the job and someone’s fumbling the hose line, missing the hydrant, or just...

Mandovan "Transfers Not Complete" Patch – For the Ones Who Run Toward the Fire Some firehouses get the latest and greatest. Others? Well, they get the Mandovan. If you know,...

🔥 American Smoke Eaters PVC Patch – Light ‘Em Up & Knock ‘Em Down 🔥 Real firefighters don’t just fight fire—they eat smoke for breakfast. The American Smoke Eaters Patch...

🔥 American Fire Brigade Logo Patch – Built for the Bold 🔥 You’ve seen the memes, you’ve felt the heat—now rep the brigade with the official American Fire Brigade Logo...

“F*ck Yo Day Off” Patch – Because the Tones Don’t Care You had plans. You were finally gonna get some sleep, maybe crack a cold one, or just enjoy five...

#1 In Yo District Patch – For the Kings of the Firehouse If you ain't first, you're last—so let ‘em know who runs the district. The #1 In Yo District...

"Just Tap It In" Patch – Firefighter Edition Sometimes, you don’t need brute force—just a little finesse. This Happy Gilmore-inspired patch swaps out the golf club for a halligan bar,...

"If You Ain’t First Due, You’re Last" Patch – Stay Fast, Stay First In the world of firefighting, being first due is everything. If you’re not rolling up first, are...

"I Knew It – I’m Surrounded by Assholes" Patch – The Ultimate Firehouse Reality Check Some days, it’s just too damn accurate. Straight out of Spaceballs and straight into your...