"I'm Surrounded By Assholes" for Firefighters

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"I Knew It – I’m Surrounded by Assholes" – A Firehouse Classic

Some shifts just confirm it. This patch brings a bit of Spaceballs humor into the station, with a familiar line that hits a little too close to home. Featuring the iconic quote and character—now geared up for the fire service—it’s perfect for the firefighter who’s seen it all and still shows up with a sense of humor.

Details:

  • Material: Embroidered – bold stitching with clean contrast

  • Size: 4” tall x 3” wide – easy to spot, fits most gear setups

  • Backing: Hook & Loop – fast to attach, quick to swap

Why It Works:

  • Firehouse Humor, Nailed: A line we’ve all thought at some point—and now it’s patch-worthy

  • Pop Culture Tie-In: Classic movie reference with a firefighter spin

  • Well-Built: Fully embroidered for durability through daily use

  • Gear-Friendly: Ideal for helmets, bags, straps—wherever it’ll get the most laughs

Made for the firefighter who knows the job comes with characters—and still keeps showing up.

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