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Dumpster Fire Veteran PVC Patch
$14.99
Dumpster Fire Veteran – For the Ones Who’ve Seen It All If you’ve made it through shift after shift of chaos, confusion, and the kind of calls that leave you...
American Fire Brigade Embroidered Patch
American Fire Brigade Logo – Built for the Bold You've seen the memes. You know the culture. Now you can rep it the right way—with the official American Fire Brigade...
American Smoke Eaters PVC Patch
$14.99
American Smoke Eaters – For the Ones Who Handle the Heat Firefighting isn’t just a job—it’s a mindset. The American Smoke Eaters Patch nods to that old-school grit with a...
"Just Tap It In" Firefighter Edition Embroidered Patch
$14.99
"Just Tap It In" – Firefighter Edition Not every job calls for brute force. Sometimes, it’s all about precision. Inspired by the classic Happy Gilmore quote, this patch gives it...
"I'm Surrounded By Assholes" for Firefighters Embroidered Patch
$14.99
"I Knew It – I’m Surrounded by Assholes" – A Firehouse Classic Some shifts just confirm it. This patch brings a bit of Spaceballs humor into the station, with a...
American Fire Brigade MV1 Embroidered Patch - Mandovan "Transfers Not Complete"
$14.99
Mandovan "Transfers Not Complete" – For the Ones Who Keep It Rolling Some stations get the latest and greatest. Others get the Mandovan. IYKYK. This embroidered patch pays tribute to...
Bull McCaffrey “You’re Doing It Wrong”
$14.99
Bull McCaffrey “You’re Doing It Wrong” – For the Ones Who Know the Job When someone’s fumbling the hose line, missing the hydrant, or just not up to standard—it’s time...
PORKYS PIN UP PVC Patch
Decorative PVC Patch with hook-and-loop (velcro). Non-functional textile accessory for apparel and gear. This custom PORKYS PIN UP PVC Patch is only available here at Badass Patches.Size: 2.1" Height x...
Task Force Betty White PVC Patch
Decorative PVC Patch with hook-and-loop (velcro). Non-functional textile accessory for apparel and gear. This custom Task Force Betty White PVC Patch is only available here at Badass Patches.Size: 3.5" HeightPatch...
58FTS Alaska Eielson Gorillas Embroidered Patch
Decorative Embroidery Patch with hook-and-loop (velcro). Non-functional textile accessory for apparel and gear. This custom 58FTS Alaska Eielson Gorillas Embroidered Patch is only available here at Badass Patches.Size: 4" HeightPatch...
Major League Drone Strikes PVC Patch - Lost Link Memes PVC Pencil Tab
$9.99
Catch the post-game interview on SIPR. Decorative PVC Patch with hook-and-loop (velcro). Non-functional textile accessory for apparel and gear. This custom Major League Drone Strikes PVC Patch - Lost Link...
LX7 135LT HOMESICK Embroidered Patch
Decorative Embroidery Patch with hook-and-loop (velcro). Non-functional textile accessory for apparel and gear. This custom LX7 135LT HOMESICK Embroidered Patch is only available here at Badass Patches.Size: 5" heightPatch Type:...